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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Jan 7, 2011 15:20:39 GMT -5
13 broken Clarinet reeds, 42 units of redstone, one human heart, twelve pints of soul-matter, seventeen obsidian shards, a jar of pancake batter, an 11 billion year old star, a battlecruiser engine, a table full of people playing Hunk Rump: The Gathering, one of fluthlu's teeth, a rock full of small bottles of lava, a giant mechanical crab, an army of hostile nanobot crabs, the code for the subprogram of unhackable.~ATH (AKA really horribly designed program), a minecraft computer (Like the minecraft alu), Apple, BBQ Chicken, BBQ Ribs, Bacon, Baked Potato, Beans, Beer, Brownie, Burrito, Cake, Chili, Coffee, Coffee Creamer, Cookies, Donut, Drink Cocktail, Energizer, Fish, Fries, Hamburger, Hot Dog, Ice Cream, Jellybeans, Large Soda,Lobster, Melon, Milk, Onion Rings, Orange Juice, Pain Killer, Pasta, Pie, Pineapple, Pizza, Quickstep, Repulse, Potato chips, Spitfire, Steak, Sushi, Taco, Untouchable, Vodka, Whiskey, Wine, 3 human children, 1,000,000 troll grubs, a pinch of tabasco sauce, the ghost dad, a dangErous looking mushroom, a list of ingredients, whatever the heck this list makes, one billion gallons of first guardian blood, A sprinklE of lEmon zEst, no more than a single molecule of sand, One liter of quicksilver--!/, a metric fuckton of halloween candy, a 300-foot tall, 500-foot wide CarvEd pumpkin lantErn thingiE, all of your greatest fears, 2,000,000,000 burnt CorpsEs a human measuring stick.1.kil.gram..f.pure.acetic.acid., stalE whEathins, vomit covered wheathins, assortEd whEatthins in various distastEful statEs (including regular wheatthins).wheatthicks. wheatundefinedthicknesses, whEatdEfinEd,butundisClosEdthiCknEss an ingredient not involving wheatthins, a rECipE tip that says 'It's vital to inCludE whEatthins in any ingrEdiEnt list', another recipe tip from a rival company saying that it is vital to not include wheatthins in any ingredient list, a vEry ConfusEd ChEf, the exploded brains of said chef.The.st.mach.acid..f.his.superi.r. your mom, sevral vats of waste products", A black hole made completely out of matter from pizzas cooked in a random universe, oCtopus gEnitals, The corpses of all of your friends from an alt universe.The.c.rpses..f.all.y.ur.enemies.fr.m.an.alt.universe, Edison Yan. Gog, JEgus, andrew hussie's lips, doubledowns, tripledowns, fruit, singledowns, doublEups, triple and singleups, multiplEups, multipledowns, multiplEallarounds, doublethins and wheatdowns, Thin doublEdown whEat, doublethin wheatdowns, someone who actualie reads this entire list", an number of lists each containing all of the ingredients that existed at any point in time before the list ends "evrieone who thinks this list is getting to long", pT's rEal namE, "BBs crushed skull", PT's skull with his real name written on the back, PT's sEvErEd ponytail, Quark soup. "tps impaled skull with her spicies written on the back", "iqu8n39jfng", A spElling book EntitlEd '" how too sppell correctellie "' writtEn by PT, a book titled "0==C How to bE rEally usElEss." written by forkieface, "a book entitled "how to be a b!ch" written bie tp". a book entitled "how to be a b!tch" written by me, "broken glass", A book titlEd " How to wastE timE " whiCh is writtEn by thE only pEoplE who arE EvEr on hErE anymorE - ME, ponyTail and ShnookiEbuns, "all our life stories", except you two because you have no lives, and exept for eiou because eiou are aparentlie onlie like six sweeps old or something dawg, "a flieing shellbeast, twelve psychopomps, Crab Nicholson's undErpants.
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 15:27:53 GMT -5
> Lokaps thats my daughter you're talking about!!!!!
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 7, 2011 15:29:57 GMT -5
13 broken Clarinet reeds, 42 units of redstone, one human heart, twelve pints of soul-matter, seventeen obsidian shards, a jar of pancake batter, an 11 billion year old star, a battlecruiser engine, a table full of people playing Hunk Rump: The Gathering, one of fluthlu's teeth, a rock full of small bottles of lava, a giant mechanical crab, an army of hostile nanobot crabs, the code for the subprogram of unhackable.~ATH (AKA really horribly designed program), a minecraft computer (Like the minecraft alu), Apple, BBQ Chicken, BBQ Ribs, Bacon, Baked Potato, Beans, Beer, Brownie, Burrito, Cake, Chili, Coffee, Coffee Creamer, Cookies, Donut, Drink Cocktail, Energizer, Fish, Fries, Hamburger, Hot Dog, Ice Cream, Jellybeans, Large Soda,Lobster, Melon, Milk, Onion Rings, Orange Juice, Pain Killer, Pasta, Pie, Pineapple, Pizza, Quickstep, Repulse, Potato chips, Spitfire, Steak, Sushi, Taco, Untouchable, Vodka, Whiskey, Wine, 3 human children, 1,000,000 troll grubs, a pinch of tabasco sauce, the ghost dad, a dangErous looking mushroom, a list of ingredients, whatever the heck this list makes, one billion gallons of first guardian blood, A sprinklE of lEmon zEst, no more than a single molecule of sand, One liter of quicksilver--!/, a metric fuckton of halloween candy, a 300-foot tall, 500-foot wide CarvEd pumpkin lantErn thingiE, all of your greatest fears, 2,000,000,000 burnt CorpsEs a human measuring stick.1.kil.gram..f.pure.acetic.acid., stalE whEathins, vomit covered wheathins, assortEd whEatthins in various distastEful statEs (including regular wheatthins).wheatthicks. wheatundefinedthicknesses, whEatdEfinEd,butundisClosEdthiCknEss an ingredient not involving wheatthins, a rECipE tip that says 'It's vital to inCludE whEatthins in any ingrEdiEnt list', another recipe tip from a rival company saying that it is vital to not include wheatthins in any ingredient list, a vEry ConfusEd ChEf, the exploded brains of said chef.The.st.mach.acid..f.his.superi.r. your mom, sevral vats of waste products", A black hole made completely out of matter from pizzas cooked in a random universe, oCtopus gEnitals, The corpses of all of your friends from an alt universe.The.c.rpses..f.all.y.ur.enemies.fr.m.an.alt.universe, Edison Yan. Gog, JEgus, andrew hussie's lips, doubledowns, tripledowns, fruit, singledowns, doublEups, triple and singleups, multiplEups, multipledowns, multiplEallarounds, doublethins and wheatdowns, Thin doublEdown whEat, doublethin wheatdowns, someone who actualie reads this entire list", an number of lists each containing all of the ingredients that existed at any point in time before the list ends "evrieone who thinks this list is getting to long", pT's rEal namE, "BBs crushed skull", PT's skull with his real name written on the back, PT's sEvErEd ponytail, Quark soup. "tps impaled skull with her spicies written on the back", "iqu8n39jfng", A spElling book EntitlEd '" how too sppell correctellie "' writtEn by PT, a book titled "0==C How to bE rEally usElEss." written by forkieface, "a book entitled "how to be a b!ch" written bie tp". a book entitled "how to be a b!tch" written by me, "broken glass", A book titlEd " How to wastE timE " whiCh is writtEn by thE only pEoplE who arE EvEr on hErE anymorE - ME, ponyTail and ShnookiEbuns, "all our life stories", except you two because you have no lives, and exept for eiou because eiou are aparentlie onlie like six sweeps old or something dawg, "a flieing shellbeast, twelve psychopomps, Crab Nicholson's undErpants, Troll james camerons brain.
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 15:32:17 GMT -5
13 broken Clarinet reeds, 42 units of redstone, one human heart, twelve pints of soul-matter, seventeen obsidian shards, a jar of pancake batter, an 11 billion year old star, a battlecruiser engine, a table full of people playing Hunk Rump: The Gathering, one of fluthlu's teeth, a rock full of small bottles of lava, a giant mechanical crab, an army of hostile nanobot crabs, the code for the subprogram of unhackable.~ATH (AKA really horribly designed program), a minecraft computer (Like the minecraft alu), Apple, BBQ Chicken, BBQ Ribs, Bacon, Baked Potato, Beans, Beer, Brownie, Burrito, Cake, Chili, Coffee, Coffee Creamer, Cookies, Donut, Drink Cocktail, Energizer, Fish, Fries, Hamburger, Hot Dog, Ice Cream, Jellybeans, Large Soda,Lobster, Melon, Milk, Onion Rings, Orange Juice, Pain Killer, Pasta, Pie, Pineapple, Pizza, Quickstep, Repulse, Potato chips, Spitfire, Steak, Sushi, Taco, Untouchable, Vodka, Whiskey, Wine, 3 human children, 1,000,000 troll grubs, a pinch of tabasco sauce, the ghost dad, a dangErous looking mushroom, a list of ingredients, whatever the heck this list makes, one billion gallons of first guardian blood, A sprinklE of lEmon zEst, no more than a single molecule of sand, One liter of quicksilver--!/, a metric fuckton of halloween candy, a 300-foot tall, 500-foot wide CarvEd pumpkin lantErn thingiE, all of your greatest fears, 2,000,000,000 burnt CorpsEs a human measuring stick.1.kil.gram..f.pure.acetic.acid., stalE whEathins, vomit covered wheathins, assortEd whEatthins in various distastEful statEs (including regular wheatthins).wheatthicks. wheatundefinedthicknesses, whEatdEfinEd,butundisClosEdthiCknEss an ingredient not involving wheatthins, a rECipE tip that says 'It's vital to inCludE whEatthins in any ingrEdiEnt list', another recipe tip from a rival company saying that it is vital to not include wheatthins in any ingredient list, a vEry ConfusEd ChEf, the exploded brains of said chef.The.st.mach.acid..f.his.superi.r. your mom, sevral vats of waste products", A black hole made completely out of matter from pizzas cooked in a random universe, oCtopus gEnitals, The corpses of all of your friends from an alt universe.The.c.rpses..f.all.y.ur.enemies.fr.m.an.alt.universe, Edison Yan. Gog, JEgus, andrew hussie's lips, doubledowns, tripledowns, fruit, singledowns, doublEups, triple and singleups, multiplEups, multipledowns, multiplEallarounds, doublethins and wheatdowns, Thin doublEdown whEat, doublethin wheatdowns, someone who actualie reads this entire list", an number of lists each containing all of the ingredients that existed at any point in time before the list ends "evrieone who thinks this list is getting to long", pT's rEal namE, "BBs crushed skull", PT's skull with his real name written on the back, PT's sEvErEd ponytail, Quark soup. "tps impaled skull with her spicies written on the back", "iqu8n39jfng", A spElling book EntitlEd '" how too sppell correctellie "' writtEn by PT, a book titled "0==C How to bE rEally usElEss." written by forkieface, "a book entitled "how to be a b!ch" written bie tp". a book entitled "how to be a b!tch" written by me, "broken glass", A book titlEd " How to wastE timE " whiCh is writtEn by thE only pEoplE who arE EvEr on hErE anymorE - ME, ponyTail and ShnookiEbuns, "all our life stories", except you two because you have no lives, and exept for eiou because eiou are aparentlie onlie like six sweeps old or something dawg, "a flieing shellbeast, twelve psychopomps, Crab Nicholson's undErpants, Troll james camerons brain, the pure essence of buddhism.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Jan 7, 2011 15:33:21 GMT -5
0=/=C Oh no I mEan
0=/=C ThErE's bEEn that hugE thing about thErE bEing two Crab NiCholsons. I meant thE FAKE onE, not our daughtEr.
0=/=C Wait
0=/=C DoEs shE still Count as my daughtEr if I diE bEforE I mEEt hEr?
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 15:40:15 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Jan 7, 2011 15:56:52 GMT -5
0=/=C Ok hang on lEt mE just gEt my pipE and my fEdora.
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 15:59:25 GMT -5
Mangrit.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 7, 2011 17:30:15 GMT -5
"eiou two are luckie, i need to raise two girls on mie own".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 17:31:56 GMT -5
Both of our daughters were fully matured when i met them.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 7, 2011 17:41:29 GMT -5
"exactlie. eiou didint need to go around changing waste collectors evrie hour".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 17:52:30 GMT -5
One of them only has a physical form when people tell her to.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 7, 2011 18:16:43 GMT -5
"stop rubbing it in".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 18:26:45 GMT -5
sorry but not having to take care of your daughters is just /so/ awesome.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 7, 2011 19:19:30 GMT -5
"how can eiou consider them eiour children then"?
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 19:25:31 GMT -5
because they said they were my children.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Jan 7, 2011 19:58:37 GMT -5
0=/=C YEah, shE's thEir dad. WhiCh makEs mE... ShnookiEbuns what doEs that makE mE? \:E
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Jan 7, 2011 20:20:35 GMT -5
It mAKES YOU MY WIFE, OBVIOUSLY.
Now we have to decide if i am an abusive husband.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jan 8, 2011 3:38:14 GMT -5
""...
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Jan 8, 2011 8:16:57 GMT -5
0=/=C I'm alrEady dEad though. You Can abusE my rotting CorpsE howEvEr you want, you dirty bastard.
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