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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 16, 2011 15:46:09 GMT -5
"eiou died from not drinking enough alchoholic beverage".
"and then eiou come back and i die".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 16, 2011 16:38:05 GMT -5
You die of horrible mod disease. it is when your friends all murder you for moderating badly.
I die.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Feb 16, 2011 16:47:05 GMT -5
0=/=C You diE bECausE it's timE for your lifE to End.
0=/=C WEll, now you arE rEvivEd. And for a rEason that only you Can dEtErminE, I havE diEd.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 16, 2011 18:03:07 GMT -5
"eiou died because eiou fell into a bottomless pit".
"then eiou came back to life and i died".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 20:18:44 GMT -5
You die from police beating you up for attempting to form a kismesissitude with an underaged girl.
You come back to life then I die for your amusement you sick fuck
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 20:54:42 GMT -5
"eiou actuallie died because eiou were attacked bie bees".
"i die and eiou rot in the ground".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 21:40:47 GMT -5
You died because i personally beheaded you.
I am ressurected and your corpse is urinated on by wild animals repeatedly.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 21:44:43 GMT -5
"and then i kill eiou after rising from the grave as the headless hoofbeasttroll of vengeance".
"mie hoofbeast takes a dump in eiour mouth and i ride into the sunset".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 22:01:56 GMT -5
I then use an orbital cannon to destroy your genitals in one shot.
Then i punch you in the face.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 22:23:27 GMT -5
"Then mie freinds use their battlemoons to blow up the orbital cannon".
"and i stab eiour eies".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 22:25:12 GMT -5
Then i punch all of the battlemoons in the face.
and i kick your crotch.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 22:32:30 GMT -5
"the battlemoons have no faces and eiou allreadie destroied mie crotch, nothing happens".
"then i stab eiou in the chest".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 22:34:38 GMT -5
I yell at you for touching the breasts of an underaged girl and then the cops come and beat you up again.
Then i kick you in the face and blow up all of the battle moons with my LASER DEATH STARE.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 22:39:39 GMT -5
"i murder the cops and drill a hole through eiour head with a razordrill".
"the battlemoons fragment into debris and begin crashing all around us in a trulie epic and dramatic waie".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 22:42:29 GMT -5
I bite off the head of the razordrill and then start biting off your limbs.
I also punch you in the face.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 22:45:00 GMT -5
"i cut off eiour limbs with razorblades".
"then i jam a vial of acid in eiour mouth and eiour teeth disolve".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 22:55:06 GMT -5
All of my teeth grow back and IM A SHAARK IM A SHAAARK SUCK MY DICK IM A SHAAAAAAAAARK I crack your face open.
Then i punch your enormous head off and stomp on it a few times.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 23:19:42 GMT -5
"impossible, i am the headless hoofbeastroll remember"?
"i raise mie razorbladepen like a sword and slice off eiour head. i then proceed to chop eiour bodie into bits".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 17, 2011 23:23:49 GMT -5
Then i get revived and i punch your head off again.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 17, 2011 23:29:16 GMT -5
"congradulaitions eiou just punched a dead head on the ground".
"i chop eiou to bits again and throw eiou into a pot of boiling acid".
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