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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 24, 2011 23:33:30 GMT -5
"eiou were killed bie an evil crime lord for breaking its morails heart".
"then eiou come back and i fall down".
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Feb 25, 2011 16:21:20 GMT -5
you fell down because your pet wolf ate both of your legs by accident.
Then i am brutally murdered and your life is restored.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Feb 25, 2011 16:23:00 GMT -5
0=/=C You diE from gEtting your Enormous hEad stuCk in the doorway of a murdErEr's housE
0=/=C ThEy sEE you in thE door and kill you
0=/=C You arE alivE and I diE
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 25, 2011 17:32:09 GMT -5
"eiou are killed bie falling off a cliff and finding eiour horns stuck in a tree five thousand feet above ground. eiou die of thirst a few daies later".
"then eiou come back as the tree and i die".
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Feb 25, 2011 17:34:06 GMT -5
0=/=C RustlE rustlE CrunCh rustlE rustlE
0=/=C CrunCh rustlE rustlE CrunCh CrunCh as mysElf again
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Feb 25, 2011 17:36:21 GMT -5
"eiou died because eiou fell five thousand feet".
"then eiou come back and i die".
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Mar 23, 2011 17:48:38 GMT -5
0=/=C You diE bECausE you fEll fivE thousand hands
0=/=C ThEn you ComE baCk and I diE
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Mar 26, 2011 17:00:44 GMT -5
You died because your girlfriend is a horrible person and we would all be better off if she were dead.
You are revived, and she takes your place in the afterlife.
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Post by ballisticBreakfast on Mar 29, 2011 10:52:16 GMT -5
0=/=C You diEd of natural CausEs
0=/=C ThEn you bEComE alivE but your matEsprit is unawarE of this and diEs bECausE hE lovEd you so muCh
0=/=C But you gEt to dECidE on a diffErEnt CausE of DEmisE
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Post by toxicPsychosis on Mar 31, 2011 18:55:17 GMT -5
He died because he annd his cat were too awesome and sexy for their own good.
then death and revival hapens.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Jul 17, 2011 6:15:51 GMT -5
"eiou died because i shot eiou".
"but then i unshoot eiou and the bullet hits me instead".
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