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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:22:56 GMT -5
HELLO SIR OR MADAME. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TROLLIANTY THREAD. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT IN NEED OF GUIDANCE OR YOU ARE SO COOL THAT YOU KNOW WHICH GROUP OF ROUGH ROUSING BADASSES TO JOIN. WHAT IS TROLLIANITY?IMAGINE YOU ARE IN FRONT OF A BRICK WALL THAT IS MADE OUT OF SPIKES AND A BRICK WALL THAT IS FULL OF LAND MINES AND YOU MUST HEADBUTT EACH WALL. NOW IMAGINE YOU ARE GIVEN THE THIRD CHOICE OF EATING SWANKY FOOD WITH WHOREDERVES INSTEAD. THAT CHOICE IS TROLLIANITY. HOW DO I KNOW TROLLIANTY IS RIGHT FOR MEOK ASSHOLE TAKE THIS TEST SEXYKITTEN: 1)HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED A DICK/ASSHOLE/NERD/LOSER 2)DO YOU OFTEN SUFFER FROM BEING STUPID 3) DO YOU WANT TO BE VERY SEXY AND SMART? 4) DO YOU THINK VRISKA HAS TERRIBLE HAIR 5) HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP AND PEED FOR SEVERAL HOURS? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY ONE OF THOSE THEN TROLLIANITY IS RIGHT FOR YOU. IF YOU ANSWERED NO. IT IS ALSO RIGHT FOR YOU, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. WHAT DOES TROLLIANTY DO FOR ME?EVERYTHING IF YOU HAVE THE CASH. WHERE CAN I FIND OUT MORE:mspa.determinismsucks.net/wiki/index.php?title=Troll_BibleTHERE STUPID. WHAT ABOUT THIS THREAD NOWWE WILL DISCUSS ALL MANNER OF GREATNESS IN THIS SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME THING ABOUT TROLLIANTY, PUBLISH THE LATEST BIBLE STORIES, AND PLOT OUR REVENGE ON STUPID UGLY BASTARD(S). ALSO COME HERE TO HAVE YOUR SINS AND RELIGUSS QUESSIONS ANSWERED. BEGIN
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Post by delightedvainglory on Sept 8, 2010 15:37:58 GMT -5
This stuff is dum6.
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:39:08 GMT -5
***SO IS HAVING SHITTY TEETH, MOVE ALONG FATSO
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Post by twinArmageddons on Sept 8, 2010 15:39:30 GMT -5
you are banned forever have a niice day.
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:40:21 GMT -5
***OR IS IT BECAUSE YOUR TEETH ARE SO BIG YOU FALL OVER ALL DAY. THIS ISN'T A RELIGION IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
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Post by jawsAdmlnistrator on Sept 8, 2010 15:41:29 GMT -5
***OR IS IT BECAUSE YOUR TEETH ARE SO BIG YOU FALL OVER ALL DAY. THIS ISN'T A RELIGION IT'S SOMETHING ELSE. who are you talkIng to?
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:44:03 GMT -5
***>BIG
>TEETH
***OBVIOUSLY VRISKA
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Post by jawsAdmlnistrator on Sept 8, 2010 15:45:33 GMT -5
oh, alrIght.
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Post by delightedvainglory on Sept 8, 2010 15:45:39 GMT -5
***>BIG >TEETH ***OBVIOUSLY VRISKA Vriska isn't even here, dum6o.
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:46:29 GMT -5
***SAY DUMBO AGAIN AND THE TIRED ONE DIES
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Post by twinArmageddons on Sept 8, 2010 15:48:36 GMT -5
***>BIG >TEETH ***OBVIOUSLY VRISKA Vriska isn't even here, dum6o. 2AY DUMBO ONE MORE TIIME 2AY IIT ONE MORE TIIME ENGLII2H MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU 2PEAK IIT.
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Post by delightedvainglory on Sept 8, 2010 15:48:47 GMT -5
***SAY DUMBO AGAIN AND THE TIRED ONE DIES You think I care, dum6o?
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 15:55:42 GMT -5
***NEW THREAD TITLE: HOOK US UP WITH THE DEATH CHICK.
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Sept 8, 2010 16:13:45 GMT -5
"okaie this guie literallie has rocks for brains, must we continue to listen to him"?
"i mean for an apparent purple blood the guie doesnt even get his colours right".
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 16:17:24 GMT -5
***Yes you must you ugly hump. DO YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR YES. DO YOU HAVE UGLY TEETH YES. DO YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE ALONE. YES.
NEW THREAD TITLE IS: GET US DEATH CHICK. WE WANT HER BEAUTIFUL EYES.
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Post by jawsAdmlnistrator on Sept 8, 2010 16:20:03 GMT -5
"do you are goIng to be alone?" w h a t the h e l l Is t h a t supposed to m e a n?
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Post by PaternalTomcat on Sept 8, 2010 16:21:09 GMT -5
"with anie luck she will kill eiou at the touch and we will be free of eiour idiocie".
"also mie hair is not stupid".
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 16:23:36 GMT -5
***OH JAWS, YOU ARE SUCH A HUMOROUS AND STALWART FRIEND.
****OK AND YES IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG TURN RAN DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK AND WITH ANY LUCK SHE WILL KILL EIOU AND WE WILL BE FREE OF YOUR TRYING TO MAKE BABIES
NEW THREAD TOPIC IS: HOW TO WIN HER BLACK HEART OVER.
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Post by jawsAdmlnistrator on Sept 8, 2010 16:26:16 GMT -5
***OH JAWS, YOU ARE SUCH A HUMOROUS AND STALWART FRIEND. thanks. I try.
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Post by planetarymayhem on Sept 8, 2010 16:33:48 GMT -5
***OK SO LIKE UH. DID YOU GET US THAT GIRL YET.
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